My daughter wants a pink lava lamp, not a machete

As we enter the teen years it appears I have lost my ability to pick the most awesome presents.

I fail to understand how a Lava Lamp is more exciting than a machete. It is likely more affordable.

Regardless, I am not going to force the kid to play with a machete. Enjoy your lamp!

Schylling 2121-4002 Pink/Purple 14.5" Classic Motion Lava(r) Lamp Silver, 20-Ounce via Amazon