We're all getting pretty schooled in the fine art of DIY these days, even for stuff we'd never have dreamed of doing ourselves just two months ago.
There are services like housekeeping that we still hate. There are services like bartending that just work better in a group setting. Then there are beauty salons and barber shops, offering a precision service we'd be worried to try for ourselves.
But what about your friendly neighborhood massage therapist? Granted, their skills are often beyond reproach, so their usefulness is unquestioned. But unlike undyed hair or less than on fleek nails, sore muscle groups are more than a simple annoyance.
Since your massage therapist isn't always practical logistically or financially right now, the Vortix Melo Massager is capable of picking up the slack, breaking up sore, barking muscle groups all on your own.
The Vortix comes packing six varying intensity settings, each designed to help spur relief by promoting lymphatic flow and breaking up lactic acid to fuel better blood flow and knock out muscle fatigue, soreness, spasms, and stiffness.
Its handheld design and six customized head attachments make it easy for the Vortix to reach just about anywhere, attacking pain in arm, leg, hip and feet muscles. It can even dig in deep in hard to reach places like your neck and back.
The adjustable speeds create different combinations of frequency, amplitude, and torque to apply just the right touch to your tired body at all times.
And while most personal massagers have the unfortunate side-effect of being as loud as being on the deck of an aircraft carrier, the Vortix actually purrs along at a quiet 50dB, which is about the noise level of a relatively calm suburban street.
With the Vortix Melo Massager, you can start attacking your aching muscle groups now, so you're all ready to put off costly visits to the massage table once all this is over. Regularly $149.99, you can save $50 off the price right now and get it for just $99.99.
