Gentleman fined for farting at police


In Vienna, a gentleman was fined for farting "with full intent" at police officers. According to the police report, the man was ticketed for "offending public decency." From ABC News:


City police wrote on Twitter that "of course no one is reported for accidentally 'letting one go.'" They added that the man had behaved "provocatively and uncooperatively" during an encounter with officers that preceded the incident.


He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and "let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent," they said. "And our colleagues don't like to be farted at so much."