Which of the following gentleman would you like to hire to entertain guests at your next barbecue?
"And if you fall as Lucifer fell, you fall in flame." – @benshapiro
— The Lincoln Project 🏴☠️ (@ProjectLincoln) August 10, 2020
First up, professional whiner Ben Shapiro warning people "if you fall as Lucifer fell, you fall in flame."
Next, John Ashcroft's pitchy tribute to a mighty eagle
I'm giving it to Dana Rohrbacher for his Burl-Ives-overdosing-on-nationalism vibe.