How to defend genocidal dictators, serial killers, and other evil people with conservative FACTS and LOGIC

Australian comedian Greg Larsen posted a challenge on Twitter: give him the name of someone who is universally agreed upon to be evil, and he'll figure out how Fox News or Ben Shapiro or any other Right Wing pundit would defend them.

The results are bleakly hilarious, if not painfully accurate. Here are a few of my favorites:

So now we are just poisoning people we don't like? Sure he was young and when you're a teen you do some rebellious stuff but boys will be boys. Does that mean we poison them? Any teen who rides a skateboard or wears a backwards cap now should be poisoned?
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Literally just made a nice gold ring and a leftist mob wanted to destroy him because they were jealous of his hard work and felt they were entitled. HE EVEN GAVE RINGS TO MEN AND DWARVES BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH THE LEFTISTS WANTED HIS TOO! Socialism is a disease.
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) September 1, 2020

Literally the hardest working virus in 2020. Creating healthcare work, bringing people together, and by every measurable standard a raging success in the virus world but that doesn't fit the leftist narrative of "success = evil"
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Killed way less people than the common cold, so we should get all hysterical about it? More people die per year of car accidents. Are cars evil? Should we ban cars? Oh wait banning cars means lefties can't drive to pot parties so guess leftists get to decide who lives and dies
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) September 1, 2020

Everything the "west" does is evil by default according to leftists. They hate freedom, democracy, and think everything western is somehow "wicked"
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) September 1, 2020

Ask yourself what Mario is doing that Bowser needs to take the princess away? We've only ever heard one side of it in the MSM but it looks to me like Bowser is doing everything he can to protect princess peach from two vicious brothers who are nothing more than antifa thugs.
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Show me literally one photo, one piece of footage, literally anything of Kim Jong Un killing anyone, or doing anything bad to anyone. I'll wait.
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Is it a crime? What law has he broken? Show me the page in the lawbook. So he had the foresight to see an opportunity and worked hard to get to where he is and now wacky socialists want to tear down the whole system and forcibly redistribute the dip?
— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) September 1, 2020