Chuck Tingle offers free downloads of his healthy, coronavirus-conscious surrealist gay sci-fi erotica eBooks

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure. In addition to being one of the most unrelentingly wholesome and positive online personalities, Mr. Tingle is also the Hugo Award-nominated author of such fine works of fiction as Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Feeling The Bern In My Butt, Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt, Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time, Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial, Happy Birthday Dracula, Now Pound My Butt, and of course, the classic Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'".

Mr. Tingle has received many requests to bring his unique style to a new book about COVID-19. "Chuck has a firm policy about not profiting from, or making light of, natural disasters or events that are harming people on this timeline," he wrote on his website.

Even more recently, some "devil" (Chuck's words) has allegedly tried to rip-off the Tingler format, and is selling his own bizarre gay erotica book about coronavirus. But Mr. Tingle would not let affront slide, no-sirree.

To address these issues, Mr. Tingle is now offering free PDF downloads of several of his coronavirus-adjacent (but not coronavirus-exploitative) eBooks, including:

This selection also reflects the wide diversity available in Mr. Tingle's publishing slate — from surrealist gay erotica, to surrealist lesbian erotica, to surrealist horror-comedy gay erotica, to surrealist asexual/non-sexual gay erotica.

If you choose to download one of these 4100-word books to read — whether in private, or outdoors with some friends while practicing proper social distancing etiquette — Mr. Tingle has this request:

While tinglers are typically $2.99 each on Amazon, Chuck would like to encourage you to send that $3, or more, to the health based charity of your choice. Listed below are some suggested non-profits that can continue to prove love is real with your help.

DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS
ST. JUDE'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
DIRECT RELIEF
GLOBAL GIVING

Chuck understands that with work closures, money might be tight at the moment. If this is the case, make a mental note to donate later, if possible.

Now that's finished, feel free to pour yourself a chocolate milk and curl up somewhere cozy (far from possible contagion) to enjoy.

If this, err, tingles your fancy, you may also enjoy Mr. Tingle's recent hit, Domald Tromp's Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of His Incriminating Tax Returns (sic), which presumably picks up where the story left off in Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On.

Stay Healthy, Buckaroos! [Chuck Tingle, World's Greatest Author]