Brooklyn pizza joint delivers "comforting words" for $1.00

If I lived anywhere near Brooklyn, I'd be ordering takeout from Vinnie's Pizzeria all the time. I just want their delivery person to look me right in the eyes and lie to my face for a dollar: "EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK AND YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN." 

screengrab via Vinnie's Pizzeria/IG