Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
Of a petty neighbor feud
About a piece of rich folk art
And a theme song played on loop.
Gross was a Wall Street billionaire,
Towfiq enriched from tech.
Gross blocked Towfiq's nice ocean view
With a sculpture near his deck, a sculpture near his deck.
The tensions started getting rough,
Attorneys were abused,
Entitled men who had to win
Or egos would be bruised, their egos would be bruised.
Towfiq said Gross played songs all night on a blaring stereo
with "Gilligan" on loop track, too.
The billionaire loves his life.
He doesn't care,
He's got the dough, and the nerve
to torment with "Gilligan's Isle."