Aunt Marie puts the turkey in the oven

I prefer smoked turkey but my father hates it so every year for this holiday we put the turkey in the oven!

I can not recall ever thinking oven roasted turkey was particularly better or worse dependent on seasonings, methods, rituals, or even the price paid for said bird. Turkey for .49 cents/lb is often indistinguishable from $2.49/lb turkey.

Wine? After the first bottle who cares!