Microsoft has released a line of ugly Christmas sweaters with retro Windows themes. Along with Windows 95 graphics, there are also Windows XP and MS Paint designs. Microsoft says that for every sweater purchase, they will donate $20 to Girls Who Code, with a minimum donation promised of $50,000. A great gift to complement those Vaporwave cassette stocking stuffers. (Unfortunately, they're now pre-orders and won't arrive until after Christmas.)
"Windows Holiday Soft-wear Shop" (Xbox.com)