The song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" has always lent itself to parody lyrics -surely you remember that one about the sheriff who shot his wife that you learned on the school playground. However, today we have a confluence of Christmas, parody master Randy Rainbow, and a public figure actually named Rudolph who has been in the news somewhat. The result of that confluence is rude, crude, and utterly delightful. Randy Rainbow labeled this as his Christmas card to all his supporters.
Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer
Rudy Giuliani complains that cops "can't punch you" anymore (video)
Remember when Rudy Giuliani blubbered about being "attacked" in a supermarket — that it "hurt tremendously" and could have killed him — before security footage revealed that the aggressor had merely given him a light slap on the back? Now MAGA's court jester has a new act, feigning outrage that people aren't allowed to be… READ THE REST
Footage shows the "life-threatening" tap on Rudy Giuliani's back by market employee
Snowflake Rudy Giuliani nearly cracked his head and died after being "attacked" by a passerby in a supermarket (see harrowing video above). Or at least that's what the disgraced former Trump attorney is bellowing on about after a market employee slapped him on the back yesterday. "I feel a shot on my back like somebody… READ THE REST
Video of "attack" on Rudy Giuliani shows someone slapped him on the back
New York City newspapers reported this weekend that Rudy Giuliani was attacked while campaigning for his son, a candidate for governor of New York. And a man was indeed arrested and charged with assaulting him. Giuliani claims he was struck so hard it felt like being shot. Video of this incident has emerged, though, and… READ THE REST
Move over, Prime Day: This top-rated cloud storage is on sale at a price you won't find on Amazon
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. There is no worse feeling than realizing the endless creativity you can achieve on your phone or laptop actually does have an end. That horrible moment you realize your storage drive… READ THE REST
No need to wait for Prime Day to get a modern vinyl player at a great price
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. It's easy to stream music on your iPhone or your Alexa — but if you're a true music fan, you know streaming music like that just doesn't cut it. You end… READ THE REST
Shopping before Prime Day? This advanced cybersecurity hardware is on sale for $48 off.
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Can you really put a price on Internet privacy? Yes, you can. And while your credit card info and personal details being leaked are a major concern, imagine if someone pulled out loans… READ THE REST
