Hog calling contest goes metal

Brazilian comedians Hermes e Renato front Massacration, South America's answer to Spinal Tap. At long last, they have released the NSFW video for their instant classic track Metal Milf, starring DJ Sabrina Boing Boing (no relation) as the eponymous heroine. READ THE REST

Join me in the liminal space between deep culture horror and ironic satisfaction: Awkward metal band photos READ THE REST

It's been said so often that it starts to feel like an old wives' tale. A dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp knife. Of course, the thing about old wives' tales is that as fantastical as they occasionally sound, many are based in some very real facts.  Whenever you notice a blade getting… READ THE REST

Outside of water and shelter, there may be nothing more valuable when you're out in the wilderness than light. But unlike water and shelter, light isn't 24/7, and when darkness falls, you need to trust that the device you chose to help illuminate your surroundings. Considering how many inferior flashlights, lanterns, and other lighting sources… READ THE REST

We'd all love to have a spacious outdoor garden, a glorious place to sit back, relax, and grow a huge variety of amazing flowers, plants, herbs, vegetables, and more. In your fantasy, it's fantastic. Of course, the reality is that you may live in an 8-floor walk-up with barely an outdoor window sill to call… READ THE REST