Rheas are basically dinosaurs that survived the Chicxulub impactor. This man has two of them in his backyard. They both love hotdogs but only one of them is a vicious biter.
After the bird clamped its respectable beak onto the man's arm and lacerated his flesh he remarked, "Ok, see guys, it's nor for everyone. It is a beautiful animal and as you can see — look at those feet — such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of God's creations. As you can see, he's obviously problematic." After he somewhat gently brushed the bird's head and neck multiple times with a plastic trash can lid, he explained that he was showing the male bird that he was the boss and that the female bird was his wife.
