On Twitter, @AWFULfanPOSTERS collects posters made by fans for movies that don't exist. The emphasis is on their "awfulness", but it's that special internet-poisoned awful that is also wonder, the center of a Venn Diagram of bad jokes, Photoshop competency and pop culture vestiges genuinely ripe to become the unwatchable movies thus depicted. I feel like I already watched the Tom Hanks King of the Hill movie. I can remember it. I can hear his unexpectedly yet despicably perfect rendering of the voice. I hate this.
When the first trailer for the Wolf of Wallstreet dropped, I had two questions. Does Martin Scorsese really listen to Kanye West*, and who was Leo's body double during that breakdance scene? The latter was obviously slightly more imperative than the former. After watching the film, it became readily apparent that Dicaprio was the one dancing. There… READ THE REST
Willow, like Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal and certain other 1980s fantasy flicks, faltered at the U.S. box office only to became a sleeper hit through home rentals and other media, growing in retro grace until it rotted and crumbled into the toxic lake of irony where all nostalgia ultimately dissolves. And now it's back!… READ THE REST
Watching experts talk shop can either be edifying or alienating. If you're in or, at the very least, a fan of the industry being discussed, you can enjoy a dialogue between seasoned masters. Not only do you garner entertainment from it, but their insights on the unseen mechanics that govern their vocation can also elucidate… READ THE REST
A beautiful light can really tie together a room or even a car for that matter. And while there are some really not-so-subtle ones that can drum up conversation, you're much better off having a more subdued-looking light that lets its color do the speaking. Unfortunately, there's no shortage of tacky and attention-grabbing pieces of furniture out there,… READ THE REST
Whether it's winter or summer, there is something so inviting about a fire. It's a great way to create intimate lighting, adds to the coziness of an atmosphere, and enhances the aesthetics of any situation. We haven't even gotten to the s'mores benefits of fires yet! But the reality is that fires can be frustrating… READ THE REST
There's nothing quite like sipping on a chilled glass of wine on a hot summer day to take the edge off and wind down. This summer, instead of spending $10 to $20 per bottle, you can get an assortment of 15 good-tasting wines from Splash Wines for only $50. An amazing way to prepare and stock up… READ THE REST