Postdates: send gig workers to "get stuff back from your ex"

Postdates is the latest amazingly bad idea on the internet, "a fully operational parody of Postmates. It's a delivery service for getting stuff back from your ex." You send gig workers to the homes of freshly-ditched romantic partners to take things whose ownership they have no way of verifying.

Get your dignity back. Get your hoodie back.