Giving a shave or a hair cut in New York state could have gotten you in trouble with the law before last Tuesday. "There ain't no barber services given on a Sunday in this here state!" said the archaic law Governor Andrew Cuomo abolished this week. Most barbers never knew the rarely enforced law even existed, so…great. A legislative victory for Cuomo and Republican state Sen. Joe Griffo, who introduced the bill, AND this opportunity for Cuomo to make me cringe in a brand new way–with unbridled PUNS! Behold his tweet of eye-rolls and groans.
Bill Gates appeared wary and nervous in an NPR interview yesterday, which included questions from Judy Woodruff that he was clearly not well-prepared to answer. You'd think he'd at least have practiced giving answers that don't sound quite so ominous. You'd think he'd be able to answer such questions without constantly trying to rotate a… READ THE REST
Two New Zealand men violated Aukland's strict coronavirus lockdown by driving 75 miles outside the city, where rules are looser, to buy a large amount of KFC. Police on patrol passed the vehicle and noticed unusual behavior. Upon seeing the officers, the vehicle did a U-turn and sped off before eventually pulling over, the statement… READ THE REST
Two men in Mississippi found a parked car with a "free car" sign on it. The key was in the car. They hopped in and drove the car about 30 miles to a relative's house. When they opened the trunk, they found a body inside. Copiah County coroner Ellis Stuart said the body had been… READ THE REST
Okay, so you're not the best cook, but we all have our flaws. And at least your creations are edible, right? Sure, that recipe for peanut butter and jelly chicken wasn't the best option to feed a dinner party, but it surely could have been worse than just a mild case of the runs after.… READ THE REST
We as humans run the gamut in super weird food allergies, from gluten to seafood (and, consequentially, cicadas apparently), but your precious pet may also be allergic to a host of other foods you're unknowingly feeding them. Everything from proteins to wheat could be causing your critter distress unbeknownst to you, and that's pretty scary.… READ THE REST
For as long as humans have existed, the cosmos has fascinated us. The endless sea of stars has birthed countless stories that have inspired and enthralled us for ages. After all, how could something so vast and unknown not spark some creativity? Now, it's the inspiration behind what will soon be your new home makeover.… READ THE REST