There are plenty of deals every day here in the Boing Boing Store. More often than not, it's good stuff at a really good price. Sometimes, we even put together several deals into collections of cool stuff like 15 fun pet supplies or 10 awesome laptops.
But then, there are those times when we just throw caution to the wind. Like right now. We've got a bunch of cool stuff. The coolest, in fact. These items have nothing to do with each other. Their only unifying feature is that they're all stuff you should strongly consider owning. Because they're, ya know, cool.
In fact, this is very definitely a Shut Up and Take My Money kinda sale. Enough said. These 15 items are all on sale…and you shouldn't think twice about throwing money at 'em.
Plus, we'll make it even more impossible to say no by slashing another 15 percent off the already discounted price as part of the Semi-Annual Sale. Use the code ANNUAL15 when you checkout to save all the money. Cool stuff. Cheap. Sold. Jump in. The water's great!
Vibes Hi-Fidelity Earplugs and Attachable Cord – $16.99 after code ANNUAL15; originally $26
It's an Amazon's Choice product and it's been featured on Shark Tank. These Vibes are earplugs, but if earplugs weren't just about jamming something in your ear. Made with ultra-soft BPA-free hypoallergenic silicone gel putty, the Vibes are made to strain out high end and low-end frequencies, leaving only the sound you want to hear, but at a reasonable level. With Vibes, your favorite concerts don't have to leave your ears ringing anymore.
Original IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light – $9.34 after code ANNUAL15; originally $15
If you want your toilet bowl to look like a glowing portal to the Upside Down, look no further than Illumibowl. This sensor-activated LED light snaps easily to any toilet rim, and when someone wanders into the bathroom in the middle of the night, the Illumibowl guides you there without the harsh glare of normal lighting. Pick your color, set your illumination pattern, stand back and let Illumibowl show the way.
Elicto ES-530 Electronic Cordless Spin Mop and Polisher – $127.49 after code ANNUAL15; originally $149.99
The Elicto ES-530 is a cordless unit with three different modes so you can mop, polish, and scrub a floor spotless, all at the same time. Powered by a built-in 2,200mAh battery, you get 30-minute of uninterrupted cleaning time off a single charge. Your kitchen, bathrooms, and all your other hard floor surfaces will gleam.
PutterBall Backyard Golf Game – $144.49 after code ANNUAL15; originally $189
Sure, it's golf. But it's also kinda beer pong, so … yeah! You know you want this outdoor game. Whether you're tailgating or just hanging out with the fam in the backyard, you can sharpen up your golf game. But with the right group of people, you don't even need to like golf to enjoy this.
Rollova 2.0 Digital Ruler – $65.41 after code ANNUAL15; originally $89
Successfully funded on Kickstarter, the Rollova 2.0 will make you forget about ever using a regular old ruler again. With a simple roll, the Rollova calculates distance over a variety of surfaces, supplying accurate measurement lengths, even over curves. Then once you've got your details from the high-contrast OLED display, you can just slip it back into your bag or pocket.
Flikr Fire2 Personal Fireplace – $72.24 after code ANNUAL15; originally $95
Nobody wants the hassle of putting together a huge outdoor fire. Instead, the Flikr Fire2 only needs 5 ounces of rubbing alcohol to produce flames for up to an hour, long enough to warm your hands, toast a s'more, or just enjoy the flicker on a cool autumn or winter night.
Bite Helper Itch Neutralizer – $21.21 after code ANNUAL15; originally $39
Quit using ointments and balms that only mask the effects of a bug bite. With the thermo-pulse technology of the Bite Helper, this drug-free, chemical-free method soothes the irritation of a mosquito bite or other bug stings. The heat and vibration spark blood flow around the bite zone, quelling the inflammation and itch in a heartbeat.
Viatek Body Dryer – $212.49 after code ANNUAL15; originally $349
Towels … who needs 'em? This body dryer is great for the poolside, blasting you with temperature-controlled air at 100 mph, wringing every drop of excess water off your body in seconds. Just step aboard and let the blowing commence. It's even capable of sustaining weights up to 350 lbs., so if you hate drying off your dog after its bath, we've got an option for you.
Original DeskStand Adjustable Standing Desk – $127.49 after code ANNUAL15; originally $229
The DeskStand doesn't replace your standard desk. It just sits right on top of it. Crafted from 18mm Baltic birch plywood, these super-sturdy shelves adjust the height of two levels for your laptop and a monitor, correcting your posture, strengthening your back muscles, and generally assuring you stay up and active and moving all day long.
Jelli M1 Transparent Face Mask – $28.01 after code ANNUAL15; originally $40
Another wonderfully funded by Kickstarter investors, this transparent face mask actually lets you see the other person's whole face, even while keeping you both protected from passing germs and other bacteria. Made with food-grade polycarbonate with a high gloss finish, adjustable straps and vents keep the mask in place comfortably, while the anti-fogging surface makes sure it never clouds over or obscures your vision.
Rolo Portable Roll-Up Travel Bag – $25.49 after code ANNUAL15; originally $49
Packing … Nobody needs that headache. Instead, the Rolo streamlines that whole process with this easy-to-use roll-up waterproof nylon travel bag. Just slide your stuff into the four separated mesh pockets, roll it all up and you're mobile. It even works as a portable wardrobe when you stop to sleep, keeping all your stuff neatly organized and condensed so you can always make a quick getaway.
Razor: Not Your Average Box Cutter – $25.49 after code ANNUAL15; originally $35
Made from highly durable, corrosion-resistant stainless steel, this mini-blade is less than 3 inches long and weighs less than 2 oz., but this EDC slicer is an indisputable beast. The straight edge makes for precise delicate cuts, the large surface area allows slicing with a balanced and steady feel, while the bomber signature perforations let the blade slide through material without the sticking and catching of other blades.
VitalSleep Anti-Snoring Mouthpiece – $55.21 after code ANNUAL15; originally $99
This machine takes an active approach to stop someone from snoring. VitalSleep uses a customizable mouthpiece and an adjustable lower tray that lets wearers choose how far forward to adjust the position of their jaw. That better regulates the flow of air and prevents the obstructions that cause the snoring. No drugs, no huge robotic facemasks, just a smart practical way to end the snoring once and for all.
Air Pix Pocket-Sized Flying Camera – $118.11 after code ANNUAL15; originally $159
The Air Pix was made for the camera-ready. Instead of handing someone your phone for a pic or walking around with a ridiculous selfie stick, the Air Pix gets it. You can pull it out of your bag, launch it from the palm of your hand, have it snap the pic you want, then order the drone to return to you.
Exobone Bone Conduction Headphones – $65.44 after code ANNUAL15; originally $157
Weighing less than an ounce, these bone-conducting players wrap around your ears while effectively beaming your audio right into your inner ear, but without impacting your eardrum or obstructing your hearing. You get premium sound, but without the danger that regular headphones pose.