Come early to Trump's Monster Covid Fest to get exposed!

In honor of super-spreader Donald Trump and his red-cap rally planned for this Saturday in Cullman, Alabama, The Lincoln Project has kindly aired this Monster Covid Fest ad. According to CNBC, Trump's past rallies helped spread more than 30,000 Covid cases, and that number is surely to soar after delta weaves its way through the maskless shindig the ex-prez has planned for the Yellowhammer State (a state, by the bye, that is now in "uncharted territory in terms of our ICU bed capacity" according to Alabama Hospital Association President Dr. Don Williamson). So "get there early to get exposed!" the ad encourages. "One day only! Don't miss it!"