A Grimsby, England man was so "bitterly disappointed" that his family didn't spot the Loch Ness Monster during a recent trip to the elusive cryptid's beautiful Scottish Highlands home that he posted a scathing review on TripAdvisor. From the Grimsby Telegraph:
Describing his "disappointment" after waiting around to see the water-dwelling beast "for hours", he said: "We travelled 400 miles from Grimsby to see the Loch Ness monster and it didn't show up. DON'T GO if you are wanting to see it because you will end up bitterly disappointed like we were.
"Wife and 2 kids waited around for hours, view points were crowded and dirty and the weather was terrible one moment, sunshine the next, it was hard to keep up.
"I thought the whole experience was horrendous. I wish I hadn't bothered. It's just a tourist trap and not sure why they would advertise the Loch Ness monster when it's all a lie.
Image: "The Surgeon's Photograph" of 1934, known to be a hoax.