Republican lawmaker Lauren Boebert failed to disclose her husband's lucrative financial interests, but she also failed to disclose something else about Jayson Stephen Boebert: his jail time for whippin' it out at a bowling alley. The alley dealt with them as a pair, reportedly banning both from the venue.
In January 2004, when Jayson Boebert was 24, he was arrested for exposing himself to two young women at a Colorado bowling alley. His future wife Lauren Roberts (as she was then known), who was 17 at the time, was also present and was told she was no longer welcome at the bowling alley.
Jayson Boebert pled guilty to "public indecency and lewd exposure" after that incident, according to The New York Post, and was sentenced to four days in jail with a subsequent two years on probation.
Beyond all the obvious objections you might have to bizarre trashy crooks getting voted into office, just imagine how easily they might be bought and controlled. None of the old anxiety or covertness, no "from now on you deal with Turnbull", none of it. No concern at all about where it'll end up, no fear for what tomorrow brings. Just living in the moment, owning the libs and getting rich. And why would they be concerned? They're on the way from being the dicks-out creep couple getting banned from the bowling alley to congress's freshest-minted millionaires. If anything could stop them, it already would have. The best anyone might hope for is a conflict of undisclosed interests.
