No, an eel enema won't safely relieve your constipation

A fellow was hospitalized in Xinghua, China after attempting to relieve his constipation by, er, encouraging a 20 centimeter long eel to wiggle into his rectum. Unsurprisingly, it didn't go well. The eel reportedly forced its way deeper into his body and into his abdomen. He was apparently "too shy to see the doctor" at … Continue reading No, an eel enema won't safely relieve your constipation