New homeowner finds creepy doll in the wall with a note confessing murder

Jonathan Lewis recently bought a new house in Liverpool. And in a tiny hole in the wall near the stairs is where he discovered … EMILY, a creepy-ass doll, with a note that read:

My name is Emily. My original owners lived in this house in 1961. I didn't like them so they had to go. All they did was sing and be merry. It was sickening. Stabbing was my choice of death for them, so I hope you have knives.

Hope you sleep well.

Mr. Lewis seems pretty non-plussed about the whole event. Personally, I'd be concerned that if the house inspector missed this, they may have missed something else, too.

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