This is not the Star Wars Hotel experience fans were looking for

Disney sent out the tweeter'd video below to the many folks who have made reservations for their uber-expensive Star Wars-themed two-day "experience." I say themed because every video they share makes it look more and more like something out of 1990s Star Trek, which isn't a bad thing if you liked Star Trek: The Next Generation but kind of sucks for the target market of Star Wars fans.

It is around $5k for two people to embark on the Galactic Starcruiser.

Teleprompter much?