Relax to this 1-hour dumpster fire ambience video

"Fall asleep to the sounds of the world around us," promises Real Life Ambience, "1 Hour of fire sounds for the whole family."

My own contribution to this satirical genre was 10 HOURS HENRY KISSINGER ULTIMATE RELAXATION, featuring 10 hours of gently panning and fading footage of Dr. Kissinger, napalmed villages, futile protests, etc., to becalmed New Age library music. Alas, one of America's illustrious broadcast news agencies copyright-striked it.