Kenner Toys, Cincinatti, early 1977.
KENNER TOYS EXECUTIVE: George, we love the designs for the cantina band toys and the copy's fantastic. But I was wonde—
GEORGE LUCAS: Ah yes, the Jizz Wailers.
EXECUTIVE: I was wondering if we might change their name to someth—
GEORGE: No. They are Jizz Wailers.
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