Here's a funny collection of clips showing Elon Musk promising self-driving or fully-autonomous cars within a year. The title accuses him of fraud, which reflects the angry consensus of the Internet (and former Musk business partner Peter Thiel), but this cut rather implies he just has no idea what he's talking about.
Supercut of Elon Musk promising self-driving Teslas within a year since 2014
"Free" Starlink service for hurricane survivors costs $349 up front
After the widespread connectivity issues in areas devastated by Hurricane Helene, Elon Musk announced that SpaceX would provide free Starlink access to affected areas. SpaceX is crediting thirty days of… READ THE REST
"Dark MAGA" Elon Musk pleases himself by uttering an insipid witticism
Elon Musk, the world's second smartest, funniest, and most beloved man, shared the stage with Donald Trump, the world's first smartest, funniest, and most beloved man on Sunday at a… READ THE REST
Australian judge orders X to pay Twitter's CSAM fine
Australia fined Twitter the equivalent of US$400,000 over its failure to address the proliferation of child sexual abuse material (CSAM) on its platform. Now rebranded as "X" by new owner… READ THE REST
This AI makes better songs than Metallica. Yeah, I said it.
TL;DR: Supermusic AI lifetime subscriptions are 84% off, allowing you to generate AI songs from a text prompt in seconds. Metallica fans, don't hate me! I'm a huge one myself. I saw… READ THE REST
Remember your Razor scooter? This e-scooter is the grown-up version
TL;DR: This long-range e-scooter is a great way to save on gas, now 57% off with free shipping. Sick of feeling like you're funding Big Oil's next yacht every time you fill up… READ THE REST
Your wallet called—it loves this MacBook deal
TL;DR: Ready to upgrade your tech? Grab the grade-A refurbished MacBook Air M1 for just $514.99—your wallet (and productivity) will thank you! You've had your eye on it—the sleek, powerful Apple MacBook Air.… READ THE REST
