Here's a funny collection of clips showing Elon Musk promising self-driving or fully-autonomous cars within a year. The title accuses him of fraud, which reflects the angry consensus of the Internet (and former Musk business partner Peter Thiel), but this cut rather implies he just has no idea what he's talking about.
Supercut of Elon Musk promising self-driving Teslas within a year since 2014
Tesla stock slide puts Musk's Twitter deal in jeopardy
Tesla stock fell 20% in a week, wiping some $125bn from the company's value as its CEO Elon Musk instead worked on shitposting and his quixotic plan to buy Twitter. As the deal he struck depends on Tesla maintaining its value, further decline will put it in danger. $243 billion. That's how much Musk, who… READ THE REST
Somebody summoned their Tesla at an airport and it crashed into a $2 million jet
Marvel to the spectacle of a driverless Tesla as it rolls across an airport runway and hits the back of a jet, causing it to pivot around. So far, there are no details about who owns the self-crashing vehicle, or if the Tesla owner also owns the jet, which is valued at $2 million. From… READ THE REST
The SEC files entertaining response to Elon Musk's complaints regarding the policing of his tweets
In this legal document that is actually fun to read the SEC stomps Elon "Pedo Guy" Musk's complaint regarding the settlement he made to have lawyers internal to Tesla review his tweets for appropriateness, in light of some market manipulation he had previously engaged in, to pieces. Little bitty pieces. I particularly enjoy the part… READ THE REST
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We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. There's something extraordinary about personalized items. A monogram, a note, really anything personal, can give a ton of meaning to a seemingly mundane object. And one surefire way to make something unique… READ THE REST
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