Want to send an email but want to make sure it doesn't get read? Try Adnan Aga and Taylor Tabb's Straight 2 Spam, a single-serving website that generates "invisible" text packed with spammy buzzwords. Copy, paste, send.
Click the button below👇 to copy a nasty ❌ ooey ❌ gooey ❌ spam-keyword filled invisible message 🔤 for your email that you totally sent on time ⏰ but the 🐦 dodo-brain 🧠 won't see it because they didn't check their spam folder 📂 (Just make sure you're not in the recipient's address book 📇, or all bets are off 🙅♀️)
Note that anyone using plain-text email readers will see the spam content. There may be account-reputation consequences for using this, I suppose, but also plenty of Ron Swansons out there willing to embrace them.