Uh oh. Junior did another one of his bizarro rants last night, this time forgetting to ever open his eyes. But he was lucid enough to remember one thing: Daddy is listening. "Trump was right," he says towards the end. "Trump was right about everything guys."
Watch Junior perform an angry rant while closing his eyes the entire time
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