In response to the whole world worrying about Russia annexing parts of Ukraine, Fox's human Salisbury Steak offers up his reasons Putin is a great guy.
Fox News' frozen food heir sure seems to want to have a beer with Putin
Actor Andy Dick receives jail sentence for groping an Uber driver, must register as a sex offender
Andy Dick, the unpleasant 56-year-old actor and comedian, received a 90-day-jail sentence yesterday for sexual battery. Dick was accused of groping an Uber driver and must register as a sex offender. According to The Blast, Dick will also have to "complete 52 Alcoholics Anonymous sessions, 52 sexual compulsion anonymous sessions, 12 mental health counseling sessions,… READ THE REST
In his memoirs, Matthew Perry complains that Keanu Reeves didn't die
Friends star Matthew Perry has published his memoirs. The revelation that he was on massive amounts of recreational drugs the whole time he was on the series and suffered a ruptured colon, as a result, has been overshadowed by his bizarre death wish for Keanu Reeves. "Why is it that the original thinkers like River… READ THE REST
Matt Gaetz' ugly attack on women
Suspected human trafficker Matt Gaetz tweeted out some really ugly bullshit about women protesting the grievous invasion of rights that looms on the horizon. READ THE REST
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Save 85% off this gorgeous cashmere shawl with this early Black Friday deal
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