As Russian tanks roll menacingly (albeit very slowly) toward Kyiv, Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelenskyy signed his country's application to join the European Union yesterday. In his former pre-invasion life as a comedian, though, he already performed a comedy skit about such an application and what would happen next. I won't spoil the punchline, but in light of what's happening now, this video has a weird, brain-melting, everything-is-a-simulation energy. NSFW language!
In old comedy skit, Zelenskyy plays Ukraine's future president—himself!—getting a call from Angela Merkel about its application to join the European Union
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