In this clip, a man from Korea tries to explain bidets to an American woman who is clearly completely unfamiliar with the idea of cleaning an ass with water instead of smearing excrement around it with a wadded handful of paper. That said, the man does not do a splendid job of selling the experience: "My whole family anal is so clean."
Bidets explained to American person
Actual rug inspired by crypto rug pull scams
A rug is a textile ground covering that really ties the room together without being permanently affixed to the floor or walls. A rug pull is when the minters of cryptocurrencies pump a token then fraudulently drain it of value before vanishing with all the real money. Rug Pull Rugs sells a rug inspired by… READ THE REST
Putin's inordinately long meeting tables mocked
What's with Vladimir Putin's weirdly long meeting tables? Here he is today with some advisors, in a Kremlin handout photo. Covid paranoia is the all-too-obvious answer. READ THE REST
Caleb Woodard's supervillain furniture
I hope Caleb Woodard won't mind my describing his incredible workmanship as "supervillain furniture", but the Boing Boing lair is in dire need of modernization and this is just the ticket. There are also splendid options for heroes. Caleb Woodard Furniture [calebwoodardfurniture.com] READ THE REST
Uncover your cat's genetic mysteries with this affordable, at-home test
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Cats are such mysterious and complex creatures, aren't they? Dogs feel easy to crack as pets. But with cats, it can be unclear what is going on underneath those big, glassy eyes. We… READ THE REST
Get a lifetime of top-tier VPN protection for just $16
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. It's no secret that online hackers exist and are constantly lurking around for sensitive information at any opportunity they can. With every piece of your personal information and essential memories being stored online,… READ THE REST
Ditch the extra cup of coffee. This gadget can really boost your productivity
Whether gaming in your spare time or burying yourself in spreadsheets at your 9-to-5, efficiency matters. And while you may have the latest and greatest laptop or smartphone to work on, its small screen can totally kill your enjoyment, especially when you're hopping over to different apps or watching your favorite streaming content. If you're looking for a way… READ THE REST
