nothing.tech is an amusing fake ad for yet another generically minimalist smartphone.
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE: JUST ANOTHER ( 1 ). You've seen a phone just like this before. Experience edge-to-edge monotony. It's inspiringly uninspired. Utterly unoriginal. And exactly the same as everything else. It's just Another (1).
The creators do sell these stylish bluetooth earbuds, though, and have some $100m of investors' money to work with. So I'm going to believe them when they say they really are working on a (mysterious, interesting) phone. Simulations all the way down!
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You know what actually is coming?
phone (1). And it's unlike anything else.
