Archive of bland and unpleasant video game tie-ins

Real Fake Licenced Games is my new favorite Twitter account. Welcome to the mundane grind of media licensing, a catalogue of tie-in video game concepts so blandly unpleasant that it seems like a glitch in the simulation.

UPDATE: I'd clocked it on April 1, and it turns out for that day alone they were picking real games. Normally these are indeed mockups—mockups of games that don't exist yet have that air of horribly convincing brandfill.