J.J. McCullough rocks the truth like a handheld mic without the pantyhose, wielding veritas that cuts so close to the bone that I got a Chidi stomach ache after seeing him explain how other countries exoticize 'Murica.
I do, however, feel that Sriracha is a better analog for 'Murica in a sauce form than Bizzaro World ketchup or Ranch dressing variants.
