Fart Cloud Halloween costume

Behold, the Fart Cloud Halloween costume—you know, for kids! It comes complete with a handheld machine so your precious darling can "break wind" at will. Of course, you could skip the commercial route and make your own with a bunch of tulle and a fart machine.

Farts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy… but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?

That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!

Next year, should we expect the sexy Fart Cloud Halloween costume?