As is our tradition, Uncle Bill will now lead us in "A Thanksgiving Prayer" (1986).
A Thanksgiving Prayer from William S. Burroughs
Planes collide — not once but twice — at Boston's Logan Airport during busy Thanksgiving week
As if travel during Thanksgiving week wasn't hectic enough, planes collided at Boston's Logan International Airport on Monday — not once but twice. First, at around 11:00 a.m., an American… READ THE REST
Good Gravy! They made a Thanksgiving-themed roller coaster
This isn't some AI-generated fantasy. There's a new roller coaster at Holiday World in Indiana that's real as canned cranberry sauce. It's called Good Gravy! and it's themed to, of… READ THE REST
William S. Burroughs on the American Dream (video)
Uncle Bill, lead us in the closing prayer. "Thanks for the American dreamTo vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through" —William S. Burroughs, Thanksgiving Day, November 28,… READ THE REST
Bring your software into this decade with Microsoft Office 2021
TL;DR: Microsoft Office Professional 2021, the full suite of software, is only $49.97 (MSRP $219.99). Don't spend a minute longer with sluggish software from last decade. If you've got to get… READ THE REST
Don't rely on the cloud! Secure your data for less than a cloud subscription.
TL;DR: With reliable storage and lightning-fast data transfers, get the Western Digital Elements Portable USB External Hard Drive for just $79.99 (Reg. $64.99). Here's a scary newsflash: you don't own your data. We've… READ THE REST
Gifts, decor, and big savings — the holidays begin with a $15 Sam's Club membership
TL;DR: Get a 1-year Sam's Club membership (with auto-renew) for just $15 (MSRP $50)—includes fuel savings, bulk buys, exclusive perks, and a bonus household card. Imagine walking into a store where the carts… READ THE REST
