As is our tradition, Uncle Bill will now lead us in "A Thanksgiving Prayer" (1986).
A Thanksgiving Prayer from William S. Burroughs
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Good Gravy! They made a Thanksgiving-themed roller coaster
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William S. Burroughs on the American Dream (video)
Uncle Bill, lead us in the closing prayer. "Thanks for the American dreamTo vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through" —William S. Burroughs, Thanksgiving Day, November 28,… READ THE REST
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These Powerbeats Pro are wireless, fearless—and $80 off
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Microsoft Office 2019 is yours forever, for less than the price of three happy hour beers
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