Automatic banana-cleaning tool, for men

Nestled warmly among the "cleaning brushes" in Amazon's "Fruit and Vegetable tools" section, the automatic banana-cleaning machine is just $59.99. There are in fact several nearly identical listings under different brands, one of which helpfully specifies that the banana-cleaning machine is "for men."

Intelligent induction: powerful pressure module can clean bananas very easily.

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