Musk-loving Investor's Business Daily doesn't have much to say about Tesla's catastrophic share price plunge, other than reporting a pathetic 1% rally.
"Tesla stock rallied after Chief Executive Elon Musk said he would not sell any more Tesla shares for at least 18 to 24 months," it enthused, adding, "Electric-vehicle giant Tesla (TSLA) rallied 1% Friday after Musk's comments."
It also described the minuscule rise as a "rebound."
Tesla is down 68.66% since the beginning of the year. Phew, that's so much better than 69.66%