Worst Happy Meal toys ever

Among 2022's "Top 5" lists was KTLA's "5 of the Worst Happy Meal toys over the years."

Not on the list is my favorite "clunk" Happy Meal toy: the unironic 1991 Michael Jordan "Fitness Fun" stopwatch. The flimsy wind-up mechanism provided the intermittent positive reinforcement that reliably frustrated any hamburger-eating kid. What's your favorite least-favorite McDonalds toy?