Cow collides with Tesla, breaks windows, poops on hood. Cow OK.

In Pleasanton, California, just east of San Francisco, an escaped cow and a Tesla collided. The Tesla suffered a broken window and the cow apparently pooped on the car's hood. Oh darn. Fortunately, the cow was uninjured and returned to its ranch. Call it a "cowllision," said the police.

image: Pleasanton Police Department