Obviously I've ruined the joke by putting a headline on it, but ask yourself: how many sentences in would you have gotten before you realized? Caroline Baniewicz:
Funny parody of hustle culture morons
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Gym requires climbing skills to use urinal
LIKE BOING BOING BUT NOT THE ADS? GET THE AD-FREE EXPERIENCE HERE! One of the worst ideas ever was brought to life, as evidenced by this rock climbing gym's "innovation."… READ THE REST
Adorable bear caught on camera in epic back-scratching session
TRY BOING BOING'S AD-FREE EXPERIENCE WITH A FREE 7-DAY TRIAL In a sea of negative news, this gem of a story was much needed today: this bear was caught on… READ THE REST
Watch: Cat tips over his water, so he gets a bigger bowl — as if that will stop him (it doesn't)
A pair of beautiful white cats play all sweet and innocent when their human enters the kitchen to find that someone has knocked over their water bowl. And since no… READ THE REST
Give the gift of being Batman! What? Yeah, see in the dark with these
TL;DR: These night vision binoculars are like gifting a superpower — check out now to save 43%. Straight out of Gotham City (okay, maybe not literally), these night vision binoculars will make… READ THE REST
Spend less on Windows 11 Pro than your last avocado toast
TL;DR: Windows 11 Pro is on sale for only $19.97 (reg. $199) through November 3. Why splurge on brunch when you could boost your PC's productivity for just $19.97? Microsoft Windows 11… READ THE REST
You don't even have to stand to zoom around town with this e-scooter
TL;DR: Ride in style with this seated e-scooter, now available for $289.99 (reg. $599) while supplies last. Hold up. Who the heck is raising the gas prices? They're pretty high (ick!), and… READ THE REST