Meet Douglas Fur, a sasquatch who has emerged from the Pacific Northwest to join the Portland Trail Blazers on the basketball court. I'm ambivalent about professional basketball but I'm a big Bigfoot fan. Apparently, a Bigfoot briefly appeared decades ago as a Trail Blazers mascot at Veterans Memorial Stadium but hasn't been seen since 1988. Douglas Fur joins current mascot Blaze the Trail Cat but is clearly more exciting.
Bigfoot now playing for the NBA
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