TikTokker breaks down the Satanic witchcraft of Taylor Swift's ERAS tour

You may have heard about the TicketMaster fiasco surrounding Taylor Swift's ERAS tour, which recently kicked off with a series of shows in Arizona, Nevada and Texas. But what you may not have heard is that, in addition to her public fight with Ticketmaster's shitty practices, Swift has also been hard at work choreographing a massive Satanic ritual into her live show — at least, according to a few passionate voices on TikTokk:

Seems legit.

Lest you think this is an isolated incident of overly-analytical fan psychosis, I assure you: it is not.

All I have to say about this is: stop threatening me with a good time.