$2,200 Kingdom Hearts chair doesn't even look like a Kingdom Hearts chair

Video game merch has been getting more and more ridiculous in recent years (remember the inFamous condoms?), and it may just have reached a new height of absurdity. Square Enix recently debuted a Kingdom Hearts-themed armchair that retails for just north of two thousand dollars… and doesn't even look like a Kingdom Hearts-themed armchair.

Have I just not played enough Kingdom Hearts? What exactly sets this apart from anything you'd find in your grandma's house? They didn't even have the courtesy to slap a logo on it!