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Ocala, Florida police arrested Daniel Dinkins for throwing a brick through the window of a Marion County home. According to police, Dinkins (not his mugshot, above) helpfully explained that he was a time traveler who had come to the present to protect a baby from a future event of some kind.
According to WESH2 News, Dinkins also admitted to taking a dip in the homeowner's pool. He's been charged with burglary. No word on whether the homeowner is named Sarah Connor.
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