This is Ora, she's a Borzoi, and she has a gloriously long snout. She's also recently committed at least six crimes, complete with video evidence:
Impersonating a police siren
Muppet assault
Stalking
Operating a landscaping company without a license
Indecent exposure
Straight up murder
Ora is part of Jacob Chattman's Borzoi clan ("Esper 😇, Ora, Celes, Vladimir, & Joy"), which he describes as "magic spinning hose goats" and whose antics he documents on his Instagram. I just can't get enough of these "hose goats"–they have so much personality, and their long snouts are equal parts majestic and hilarious. Enjoy!
