According to this sassy cat, here's what we say to the universe when we have a bad day. This Scottish Fold tells it like it is.
Their response to the universe on a bad day is "How dare you seek to inconvenience me. I have been through things you can not fathom."
This is how I feel every time I get a flat tire (It happens to me more often than it should). Universe, how dare you!
(screenshot from video)