Only one of the following New York Times headlines is real.
Astronomers Paint Mars as a Planet
Firefighters Paint Fire as Hot
Farmers Paint Cows as Real
Historians Paint WWII as Real Historical Event
Zookeepers Paint Animals as Living Creatures
Architects Paint Doors as Passage Entries
Biden Campaign Ad Paints Trump as a Felon
Lifeguards Paint Drowning as Respiratory Peril
Can you guess which one? Here's a hint.