Here's a deeply satisfying (and slightly gross) video of a guy scraping gunk off a lobster boat.
I'm scared to research what the "gunk" on the lobster boat even is. The gelatinous blobs hanging from the boat look like a bunch of icicles made out of snot.
I wish the video was longer so I could be sure that every single snot icicle was removed from the boat. Can I pay someone to do this to my brain, please?
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